Daily Confusion
Monday, August 25, 2008
08:00
08:00âBurton ConnerâMiss the cartoons and sugary cereal of your youth? We do. Come join us for some toons and a sugar rush to start off the day!
08:00âNext HouseâWoeful Waffles (Next Dining and TFL): Ease the pain of an early Monday morning (and looming ASEs) with freshly-made waffles and other breakfast-like foods in our dining hall.
09:00
09:00âBaker HouseâBreakfast @ Baker â Early to bed, early to rise makes a person healthy, wealthy and wise! So come on down to grab a bite of breakfast before another big day begins!
10:00
10:00âEAsT camPUSâEast Campus: Distilled and bottled in New Zealand by Lion Nathan Wines & Spirits New Zealand Limited. 111 Carlton Gore Td. Newmarket Auckland, New Zealand
10:00-18:00âEAsT camPUSâweâre in our dorm, tourin our frosh. Today our caged guides are tamer after last nightâs party. You might have to shake them until they wake up, but weâre still giving tours. Itâs one of your last chances to explore before the housing lottery closes, so, as JoeG says, GET ON IT!
10:00âAshdown HouseâEvery hour, on the hour, a tour guide will be waiting for you at the student center (with a big sign that says NW35) to take you to NW35, the new dorm.
10:00âSenior HausâBACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON? BACON, BACON BACON! BACON. (BACON BACON.)
10:00âNext HouseâBoston Walking Tours (Next House Lobby to ⌠Who knows?): Come with resident experts from Next to see the city near which youâll be spending the next 4 years of your life. See the hot spots for food, fun, and entertainment âŚall within the limits of your little frosh feet.
10:15âMacGregorâCharles River Kayaking Trip! We will meet in front of MacGregor at 10:15 AM and take a quick bus trip upriver. Explore the Charles with adventurous MacGregor residents for an hour and a half before returning to campus. (Note: you had to have signed up on Sunday!)
10:31âEAsT camPUSâWhen you pee on the wall, itâs basically a urinal
11:00
11:11âEAsT camPUSâEast Campus: More American than Michael Phelps
11:17âRandom HallâPicture Scavenger Hunt - Boring campus tour or interactive puzzle challenge extravaganza? Difficult decision, we know. *Meet in Lobby 7 any time during this block.*
12:00
12:00-18:00âEAsT camPUSâOMGWTFBBQ. Your mother always told you to clean your plate. Come to the courtyard and weâll pile it full of greasy grilled goodness. Listen to your mother and chow down.
12:00-21:00âEAsT camPUSâSalon du Campus dâEst. Trying to catch the eye of that special someone? With our help and hair dye, you wonât just catch their eye, youâll blind them. In a good way...?
12:00-00:00âEAsT camPUSâRides of Skill and Chance. See frosh. See frosh ride. Ride frosh ride.
12:00âAshdown HouseâTired from an amazing weekend? Come relax with some smoothies and soothing music. Relaxing events run throughout the day-see the schedule for details.
12:00âBaker HouseâFinger lickinâ good - If breakfast wasnât enough, letâs go for lunch too! We will be ordering carryout from your favorite restaurants. Swing on by for some more, very excellent free food!
12:00âBurton ConnerâFood, water guns, slip-and-slide, and our famous Jell-O Wrestling. A BC tradition, join us while we duke it out in a tub âo goo.
12:01âEAsT camPUSâYouâd better hope that you donât collide with an H2 in your economy car. You can kiss your ass goodbye thanks to the H2âs massive weight and raised bumpers.
12:06âEAsT camPUSâItâs not about what the lulz can do for you, itâs about what you can do for the lulz
12:17âRandom HallâMinihunt Have you ever looked Death square in the eye and shouted, âLo, Evil One! I fear thee not!â? Well, the MIT Mystery Hunt is nothing like that. Come take a bite-sized taste of what itâs actually like.
13:00
13:00âMacGregorâBBQ! Visit MacGregorâs barbeque pits and fill your stomach while the foodâs still free. Weâll have burgers, hot dogs, and vegetarian options hot off the grill. Finish it off with some watermelon and good company.
13:00âSenior HausâHAIR DYEING color your hair awesome colors. never get a job.
14:00
14:00âSenior HausâT SHIRT DESTRUCTION + SILKSCREENING cut shit up. tie it back together. spray shit on it. ????? profit. (bring your own, or we have shirts for you.)
14:00âNext HouseâBack to Kindergarten! (Next Courtyard & TFL): As you start college, youâll find the experience very similar to another first day of school... so join us for snacktime, finger and face painting, naptime, and a MOONBOUNCE â all the great things about being 5 all over again!
14:17âRandom HallâBacon, Onion, Garlic - You know what goes really well with garlic? Your mom. Join us for a delicious and healthy feast of four of natureâs finest ingredients.
15:00
15:00âLa CasaâJoin Spanish House in this traditional Hispanic cook out. Not hungry? Donât worry, a quick match of soccer before lunch will help. Join the members of Spanish House as we remember a little bit of home and share with you our culture. Donât miss out!
15:00âAshdown HouseâMuch more fun than the Boston Tea Party, the NW35 Tea Party is a great time to relax, sip some tea, and savor some scones.
15:00âBurton ConnerâOld School TV Afternoon. Whoooooo loves orange soda?
15:00âSenior HausâHAUS TOURS all day, but especially now! learn about haus history, see murals, pet our cats, meet weird residents.
15:15âMcCormick HallâCrafts and cookies! Come relax and decorate whiteboards for your door after an afternoon at the Philanthropy Event! Also, decorate some delicious cookies to eat while youâre at it and enjoy a gorgeous view!
15:17âRandom HallâSpeed Diplomacy - A two week long tabletop strategy game compressed into two hours. Stab all your new friends in the back every 5 minutes.
15:17âRandom HallâTie Dying â Turn that boring white shirt into a psychedelic extravaganza. Look at all the pretty colors.
15:33âSenior HausâDROWNING PUPPIES 101 in the bathtubs.
16:00
16:00-01:00âEAsT camPUSâTonightâs your last chance! Express your eternal affections for East Campus, or that other cute frosh you just met, by drawing them on a building with laser light.
16:00âSenior HausâREAL BARBECUE WITH A REAL TEXAN: REAL FUCKING MEAT, ALL MEAT, NO HIPPIE VEGGIE BULLSHIT.
16:01âEAsT camPUSâDid you know that 2% of Americaâs Most Wanted live at East Campus?
16:04âLa Maison FrançaiseâCooking: Viens Ă La Maison Française and hang out, chat, chop, and sautĂŠ as we prepare one of our fantastic dinners, which will be followed by eating of said dinner. All skill levels sont bienvenues.
16:04âEAsT camPUSâjoegâs on it
16:17âRandom HallâDuct Tape Construction â Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side and a dark side and it binds the Universe together.
16:20âEAsT camPUSâEast Campus: where our president flies in a roflcopter
17:00
17:00âSenior HausâBE YOUR OWN MESSIAH denounce the false saviors that have been fed to you by society. great photo op!
17:17âRandom HallâJuggling in Closed Spaces - Things that are more challenging in narrow hallways, partial list: juggling, poi, diablo. Random Hall: attempting to keep things airborne since January 7, 1717.
17:55âEAsT camPUSâMarioâs entries are a lot more emo than mine. Makes me want to cut myself.
18:00
18:00âSenior HausâALTERNATIVE SEX SEMINAR learn all the tricks youâll never use, you fucking freshmen. direct to you from our resident experts about bondage, buttsex, and most all fetishes.
18:00âEAsT camPUSâPick a winner
18:15âLa Maison FrançaiseâDinner: Come see for yourself why everyone says French House has the best food on campus. Vegetarian options aussi.
18:17âRandom HallâTruffle Making - Come to Random Hall and make your own delicious chocolates! Our trained chocolatiers will be on hand to help you create some tasty treats.
19:00
19:00âSenior HausâMAKE YOUR OWN SEX TOYS because November is so far away. (for boys, girls, trannies, and Milena.)
19:00âBurton ConnerâCome on down! Youâre our next contestant! Show off your knowledge of useless trivia in Jeopardy, or your best pickup lines in the Dating Game. We know some of you are eyeing each other already âŚ
19:17âRandom HallâAnti RPG â Bonfire floorâs fierce reaction to the way you played D&D in your basement. Join us for a game of cthuloid horror without the complicated rules, improbable heroics, and chainmail bustiers typical of tabletop role playing. Munchkins will be extradited.
19:30âDas Deutsches HausâCome enjoy a tasty meal prepared by our skilled chefs and experience one of the greatest joys of living in a cultural house. Enjoy meat and veggie options in our New House 6 2nd floor lounge.
19:30âSenior HausâSUPER SMASH BROTHERS TOURNAMENT FALCON . . . PUNCH!!!!!!!!! in the basement. snax provided.
20:00
20:00âNext HouseâHouse of Cards (Next House TFL & Dining): Ever wanted to try out for the MIT Blackjack Team? Nowâs your chance, with poker, blackjack and other card games. A chocolate fountain and desserts fill out the eveningâs program.
20:00âNew HouseâNew House Movie Marathon: Enjoy a night of some of the best action movies, complete with your favorite movie theater treats.
20:00âAshdown HouseâHave your weariness massaged away and feel refreshed after a weekend of events.
20:00âEAsT camPUSâExpress your eternal allegiance to East Campus, or that other cute frosh you just met, by drawing it on a building with laser light.
20:00âSimmons HallâChick Flick and Baking Simmons Hall, Country Kitchen & Lounge Miss the girls from home or just want to get in touch with your feminine side? Whip up a batch of baked goods to enjoy with one of your favorite chick flicks.
20:00âEAsT camPUSâyoutube marathon. We are slaves to the internet. oh em gee squee roflcopter.
20:16âEAsT camPUSâWhen we do stupid shit, we think itâs really awesome.
20:17âRandom HallâChain Mail - Come meet some of Random Hallâs amateur maillesmiths. See some impressive works and learn a few basic weaves yourself.
20:30âSenior HausâCOFFEE + POLITICAL DISCUSSION with our resident course 17 major, NICK WANG. libertarians are encouraged to come, but be prepared for ridicule.
21:00
21:00âAshdown HouseâJoin the frenzy of Advanced Pillow King of the Hill! If you have pillows, feel free to bring them along. Otherwise, we have a few extras.
21:00âBaker HouseâMovie Night and Desserts - Seven nights of partying makes one weak. Ok ok fine, itâs only been two days but you get the point. Weâll be having a chill, laid-back movie night following two days of some intense east-side and west-side bashing.
21:00âBurton ConnerâBreak out your Day-Glo shorts, itâs Hammertime.
21:09âLa Maison FrançaiseâLa vache mâche sans relâche dans le champ oĂš le chien niche tout en lĂŠchant son chiot naissant.
21:17âRandom HallâHeart Attack Food - I didnât ask if you were a vegetarian, I asked if you wanted some f*%@#$! bacon.
21:47âRandom HallâOrigami Architecture â folding of paper/ establishment of structure/ they go together
22:00
22:00âSenior HausâSâMORES AND STORIES OF SENIOR HAUS PAST what does SPORT DEATH mean? oldfags and some alums (WHY HAVENâT YOU LEFT YET) reminisce about the fucked up shit theyâve seen and done in the haus. courtyard.
22:00âMacGregorâMovie Night! You choose the movie from MacGregorâs extensive movie collection and then sit back and enjoy. Weâll provide all the candy and popcorn you can eat, while telling you how residents can rent movies from MacGregor desk during term⌠for free!
22:17âRandom HallâNerf Shotgun Showdown â Our main lounge is a war zone, and your weapon is a nerf shotgun. Boom! Headshot!
23:00
23:11âSenior Hausâ11 11 PM SUPER GAY EROTIC BOOTY DANCING courtesy of Neal.
23:17âRandom HallâCulinary Construction - Ever made famous landmarks out of food? Neither have we. Thereâs a first time for everything.
23:58âEAsT camPUSâTWO! MINUTES! TO MIIIIIIIIIDDDDNIIGHHT!
23:59âEAsT camPUSâLook around you. Just look around you.
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
00:00
00:00âNext HouseâMake Your Own Pizza (Next House Basement/Country Kitchen): Learn to fight off those midnight hunger pangs with the most complete food group ⌠pizza! Bring Your Own Appetite.
00:00âSenior HausâCULT MOVIE NIGHT kicks off with âLive Freaky! Die Freaky!â, a musical, claymation re-telling of the Charles Manson murders. goes on all night.
00:00âAshdown HouseâCelebrate the birth of our new dorm in style as we serve cocktails and hors dâoeuvres. Suave and chill is the name of the game at this posh new place.
00:00âBurton ConnerâAction Movie Marathon. Explosions are cool.
03:00
03:17âRandom HallâRHOP - Breakfast at 4 AM. Question is, is it really early or really late?
07:00
07:30âEAsT camPUSâWHY SO SERIOUS? Heath Ledger is dead, so come to East Campus
08:00
08:00âNext HouseâWeary Waffles (Next Dining): Tired of REX yet? If not, come to Next Dining and grab some breakfast before another busy day- more fresh waffles!
08:00âBurton ConnerâTheyâre magically delicious.
09:00
09:00âNew HouseâWaffle Breakfast: Drop by and start your day off with a delicious waffle breakfast, complete with your favorite toppings.
09:00âBaker HouseâBreakfast @ Baker - If you need any more convincing as to why Baker House is the best, most social, and friendliest dorm, stop by once again for a fabulous breakfast!