Institute Wisdom Watch
By The Tech Editorial Board Greenblatt and Hockfield on NW35: Nice try. β thumbs down
Harvard President: Well, at least they picked a woman. β thumbs down
Sudan Divestment Inactivity: Apparently genocide can wait until March. β thumbs down
Subway: Weβre still waiting for Jared. β thumbs down
Boston Terrorrized by LEDs: Guess itβs time to start profiling cartoon characters. β thumbs down
Freshmen, Welcome to Grades: Welcome to Hell. β thumbs down
MIT vs. Caltech Blood Battle: Give until you drop. β thumbs up